I might be Hannibal burress
nails4breakfast-tacksforsnacks this is us
<3 the new color it is adorbz
Lil Lady had an interview today. Pretty sure I killed it. You’d want me as your assistant right?!
Lost it at Maid Marion.
i love to use phrases such as “well i’ll be” and “would ya look at that” because in all seriousness i thoroughly enjoy sounding like an astonished elderly southern man
"And I hate to say I love you
When it’s so hard for me
And I hate to say I want you
When you make it so clear you don’t want me
I’d never ask you cause deep down
I’m certain I know what you’d say
You’d say: I’m sorry believe me
I love you but not in that way…”
When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
im not even a guy but this is funny
the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up
Adventure is out there!