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When my boss pisses me off, or calls other people stupid, or says women aren’t as smart as men…,
I like to look at this to remind myself who the asshole really is.
1. Blow off Terrance ( poor Terrance, what did he ever do?) 2. Cuting grass. How do you cute grass? It’s green and flows with the breeze! I always thought it was cute on its own! 3. Let us no. YES! LET US NO!!! I support this.  4. As planed. I can’t.  5. Thus is followed. A nod to all you Shakespeare fans!  6. Damedge. That DAM EDGE! 7. Profesonals… We WON’T TO BE
8. ON RIGHT CHANEL. Was there EVER a wrong Chanel?
9. The rake leaver.

When my boss pisses me off, or calls other people stupid, or says women aren’t as smart as men…,

I like to look at this to remind myself who the asshole really is.

1. Blow off Terrance ( poor Terrance, what did he ever do?)
2. Cuting grass. How do you cute grass? It’s green and flows with the breeze! I always thought it was cute on its own!
3. Let us no. YES! LET US NO!!! I support this.
4. As planed. I can’t.
5. Thus is followed. A nod to all you Shakespeare fans!
6. Damedge. That DAM EDGE!
7. Profesonals… We WON’T TO BE

8. ON RIGHT CHANEL. Was there EVER a wrong Chanel?

9. The rake leaver.

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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.
He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”
The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

gunpowderandspark:

dapperhatsandfancypants:

theausterevolunteer:

oscarstardis:

stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

"nearly all of my life"

Lemony Snicket sass is what I aspire to in life.

"Lemony Snicket" (Dan Handler) was asked if he liked the movie.

He said “I love the movie as much as someone who wrote 8 drafts of a movie before being fired from his own creation could possibly be.”

The man’s life is sarcasm and it’s beautiful.

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I love this picture. This is my sister and her boyfriend. She looks so happy and in the last year she deserves it. I’m glad to know after all the hell, my baby is happy.

I love this picture. This is my sister and her boyfriend. She looks so happy and in the last year she deserves it. I’m glad to know after all the hell, my baby is happy.

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My boss moved my desk into the front of the building. Supposedly so he doesn’t have to ask me to move when he has ” meetings” and so I can greet the contractors. 


Really he just wants to be able to monitor what I’m doing on the laptop. What he doesn’t know is I DO NOT CARE!!!

NO MORE SMOKE FILLED OFFICE 👍🙌🙏👏

PRAISE BE.

My boss moved my desk into the front of the building. Supposedly so he doesn’t have to ask me to move when he has ” meetings” and so I can greet the contractors.


Really he just wants to be able to monitor what I’m doing on the laptop. What he doesn’t know is I DO NOT CARE!!!

NO MORE SMOKE FILLED OFFICE 👍🙌🙏👏

PRAISE BE.

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